Grandma Niecy, who usually takes care of the kids for a few hours on Wednesday, has renamed Garrett to Newman, because, in her opinion (and everyone else's), Garrett really is a New Man (get it?). He is such a happy, sweet baby, and I owe it all to Zantac and Nutramigen.
Let's pretend for a second that Zantac is President Bush. And Garrett's reflux and colic (or whatever beastly demon that had overtaken his soul) was Saddam Hussein. And it's right after 9/11. Mission Accomplished.
Here's Newman celebrating his liberation from the oppressive tyrant:
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